psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via live-and-dream-on)

jakemalik:

*stoner voice*

i didn’t go to high school

( •_•)>⌐■-■

i went to school high

(⌐■_■)

(via live-and-dream-on)